When we met on OKCupid,
I emailed to tell you that that you were hot as fuck,
With your black beret and mirrored sunglasses,
Leaning insolently against a brick wall,
I’m a sucker for slouch and attitude.
You told me you liked to lie,
I didn’t care, because I was in it to get laid,
You were a leather dyke player,
And lived 809 miles away anyway,
I had experience with liars and hustlers,
How bad could it be?
Four years later,
I got wolf chucked.